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Enjoy Joo Won and HIS SEXY WINK


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baenling:

thehidingcat:

stupidmiiverseposts:

There has only been five female characters comfirmed playable compared to fifteen male characters.

I’m amazed at those exact numbers because 33% is the point where men will start thinking there’s a majority of women in a group.

Put all of these fucking kids in the trash because that’s where they fucking belong

5 days ago on July 16th, 2014 | J | 89,250 notes

chekhov:

In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know

She read some examples

The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”

The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”

6 days ago on July 16th, 2014 | J | 159,785 notes

timeywimeyhobbit:

tfios-changed-my-life:

"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"

Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.

"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."

6 days ago on July 16th, 2014 | J | 67,009 notes
6 days ago on July 16th, 2014 | J | 3,003 notes

feng-huang:

elisaur:

guYS IM FUCKING CRYING I RAN OUT OF PADS SO I WENT INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND I FOUND ONE BUT I WAS LIKE “OMG THIS IS HUGE MAYBE ITS JUST THE PACKAGING” AND THEN I OPENED IT AND ITS LIKE MORE THAN HALF THE LENGTH OF MY ARM AND ITS BIGGER THAN IT TOO OMG I CANT CLOSE MY LEGS. SEND HELP.

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ON THE BRIGHT SIDE I WONT LEAK NOW RIGHT?

#we’re way too comfortable with each other on this site

OH MY GOSH I HAVE A STORY

So I was going to my friend’s wedding and I was road tripping with my roommate. I went into the Wal-Green’s right before we left because it was that time of the month and I needed pads. I went to the store, grabbed something that that said “overnight” on it and bought it.

When we got to the gas station, I decided to grab a pad only to find out I bought these particular OVER NIGHT PEE PADS. 

So moral of the story kids is to always, ALWAYS read the packaging.

And yes, you really don’t leak. These are magical and every woman should use them.

6 days ago on July 15th, 2014 | J | 103,188 notes

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes

6 days ago on July 15th, 2014 | J | 225,784 notes

pdlcomics:

Ghost Friend

Poorly Drawn Lines by Reza Farazmand
[website | tumblr | twitter | facebook]

6 days ago on July 15th, 2014 | J | 52,701 notes
somenerdyguy:

draconicanimagus:

bookishandi:

padfootstolemycrumpet:

fuckyeahteddylupin:

Same mirror - same place - different orphan by *button-bird

*strangled cry*

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.
 
But also YES.
 
Because for me this is a pretty important part of the final battle. A lot of folks accused JKR of just wanting to kill people off, and Lupin and Tonks were one of the major “sins” in that category. But for me, one of the major themes of her books is vicious cycle of violence, and another is the ways ordinary people can break that cycle. It’s important that we know that Harry doesn’t stop all the pain, that he’s not the last war orphan. Just like the first War, parents and adults have to make choices, choices with consequences. 
 
Like James and Lily, Lupin and Tonks didn’t risk their lives to defeat Voldemort. They gave their lives for each other, because no one person should bear the weight of the sacrifice. They gave their lives for their son, who deserved a better world. They gave their lives for love, not for victory.
 
I think it’s important to see the ways Voldemort’s evil creates these cycles, children taken from their parents and parents taken from their children, again and again. I think it’s an important sobering note in the victory—yes, this time Voldemort is really dead, but there’s another baby this time, another infant who will never know his beautiful, wonderful parents because of Voldemort and his message of hate and violence. Another child who will grow up wondering where he came from, what his parents were like, what would be different if they were alive.
 
But it’s also beautiful that Teddy will have such a different experience. And his experience will not be different because Voldemort is “really gone.” His experience will be different because his grandmother will tell him about his brilliant mom. Because Harry will tell him about his wonderful dad. Because Harry will help him deal with his pain and loss, be a sympathetic ear who understands what it’s like to grow up without your parents. Because the Weasleys will welcome him as another grandchild, and he’ll grow up with Victoire to throw dirt at, and James as a little brother. His experience won’t be different because Harry won a war, it will be different because of love.
 
That’s the whole story of Harry Potter. Sometimes we have to fight for what’s right, but what really makes life worth living and what really changes the world isn’t magic or power or moral superiority. It’s love.

/crying

Better than the epilogue.

somenerdyguy:

draconicanimagus:

bookishandi:

padfootstolemycrumpet:

fuckyeahteddylupin:

Same mirror - same place - different orphan by *button-bird

*strangled cry*

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.
 
But also YES.
 
Because for me this is a pretty important part of the final battle. A lot of folks accused JKR of just wanting to kill people off, and Lupin and Tonks were one of the major “sins” in that category. But for me, one of the major themes of her books is vicious cycle of violence, and another is the ways ordinary people can break that cycle. It’s important that we know that Harry doesn’t stop all the pain, that he’s not the last war orphan. Just like the first War, parents and adults have to make choices, choices with consequences.
 
Like James and Lily, Lupin and Tonks didn’t risk their lives to defeat Voldemort. They gave their lives for each other, because no one person should bear the weight of the sacrifice. They gave their lives for their son, who deserved a better world. They gave their lives for love, not for victory.
 
I think it’s important to see the ways Voldemort’s evil creates these cycles, children taken from their parents and parents taken from their children, again and again. I think it’s an important sobering note in the victory—yes, this time Voldemort is really dead, but there’s another baby this time, another infant who will never know his beautiful, wonderful parents because of Voldemort and his message of hate and violence. Another child who will grow up wondering where he came from, what his parents were like, what would be different if they were alive.
 
But it’s also beautiful that Teddy will have such a different experience. And his experience will not be different because Voldemort is “really gone.” His experience will be different because his grandmother will tell him about his brilliant mom. Because Harry will tell him about his wonderful dad. Because Harry will help him deal with his pain and loss, be a sympathetic ear who understands what it’s like to grow up without your parents. Because the Weasleys will welcome him as another grandchild, and he’ll grow up with Victoire to throw dirt at, and James as a little brother. His experience won’t be different because Harry won a war, it will be different because of love.
 
That’s the whole story of Harry Potter. Sometimes we have to fight for what’s right, but what really makes life worth living and what really changes the world isn’t magic or power or moral superiority. It’s love.

/crying

Better than the epilogue.

6 days ago on July 15th, 2014 | J | 99,308 notes

"If he writes her a few sonnets, he loves her. If he writes her 300 sonnets, he loves sonnets."

humanityunderpressure:

- my english professor

6 days ago on July 15th, 2014 | J | 11,777 notes

the-brit-hit:

Hypothesis: “lol tumblr should have its own country XD”

Primary test results:image

6 days ago on July 15th, 2014 | J | 50,736 notes

You’re Beautiful Behind the Scenes: Hongki, not in front of the camera… xD

1 week ago on July 15th, 2014 | J | 394 notes

thebloggerbloggerfun:

Just tried Turkish Delight for the first time. 

It was good, but not “Sell out my family to the White Queen” good. 

1 week ago on July 15th, 2014 | J | 103,472 notes

bowtiesandbatman:

If you don’t like Monty Python you’re wrong

1 week ago on July 15th, 2014 | J | 138,423 notes

uzujusttoodamnfresh:

kuroganemoofin:

Oh cool a manga that Stan Lee helped with

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Lets see what its like….

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Stan why

STAN YES

1 week ago on July 14th, 2014 | J | 34,252 notes

un-spooky:

… I guess it was a killer joke, eh Tony? :D

1 week ago on July 14th, 2014 | J | 174,591 notes